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BILL AND TED IS TOTALLY MORE IMPORTANT THAT STATES AND CAPITALS, DUDE!
 Posted 3/9/2010 10:23:00 AM
DEB’S DIARY: 
Every Tuesday we shine the spotlight on Deb O’Keefe. Deb is a hot British chick living in Austin, Texas. We don’t know what its like but we want to know. Deb doesn’t want to sound ungrateful because her boyfriend is home right now, but there is just something she can’t get over. Last night she realized that her beautiful man does something that she really, really, really hates. She can’t stand this one thing because it’s disgusting. As they were getting ready for bed, she was clean and just put a nice fragrant lotion all over her body. She couldn’t wait for him to get in bed as she watched him dry his hard body. She was licking her lips as his towel dropped by the sink as he began to brush his teeth. As he was almost done, he shoved his toothbrush so far down his ...
CHILLAX Y'ALL! COOL BEANS!
Posted 3/8/2010 10:51:00 AM
DEB’S MAN IS IN TOWN:
Deb’s man has been in Arizona for a couple months working. He missed Deb so much he bought a plane ticket to come visit and arrived yesterday. Deb was so excited and wanted to do something special for him when she picked him up at the airport. She decided to strap on some boots and a knee length coat, but that is all. In the movies you see women go naked under coats for their men all the time. Unfortunately she got nervous. What if a gush of wind came and blew her skirt up? To make herself feel safer she threw on a sexy lacey black bra and matching teeny sexy thong underwear. Ladies, Deb recommends if you pick your man up from the airport, make sure you go naked! He couldn’t run to the car fast enough!
WHO IS MORE IRISH?
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Go Der An Come Here Din Go Here and Come Der
Posted 3/5/2010 10:42:00 AM
RESTORA DOCTORS IN THE STUDIO:
 Today we welcomed into the studio Dr. Reid and Dr. Gordon, our favorite doctors from Restora. Doctors agree that Heidi Montag looks good, but much older post-operation. They stated that they would not have done the Heidi’s procedure of 10 surgeries in one day. I’m sorry Jon Gosselin you are doomed to live with a small penis! It’s confirmed there is not much one can do about a small willy. Listener Carl inquired about his girlfriend’s uneven breast. The doctors suggested she could have a reduction on one breast since she is set on not wanting implants. Listener Beth also called in. She wondered what could be done about stretch mark removal with laser. Pink and red marks are easily removed but the procedure becomes more difficult to remove when skin turns white. When asked about tattoo removal from listener Rebecca, the doctors say it ...
IF JASON DICK DEFLOWERED YOU, MAMA DICK CAN REFLOWER YOU
Posted 3/4/2010 10:52:00 AM
WHO'S MORE IRISH?:
What are you doing on St. Patrick’s Day? We’re gonna be at Fado Irish Pub, and you should be, too. And while you’re there, maybe we can solve a little dispute that’s been going on behind-the-scenes for a while here. When Jason and Deb were hanging out with the proprietors of Fado a few weeks ago, Jason noted what he thought was a phony connection between Deb and the owners because they’re all not from the U.S. But Jason claims he’s more Irish than Deb is. They’ve been fighting about it ever since. Each day the two of them are going to put forth a reason why he or she is more Irish. Day two brings us two more reasons. Jason said as a kid he used to eat the crap out of Lucky Charms cereal. Of course Deb shot back with a “you would” because ...
The MorningX with O'Dick and Deb
Posted 3/3/2010 10:27:00 AM
WHO'S MORE IRISH?:
What are you doing on St. Patrick’s Day? We’re gonna be at Fado Irish Pub, and you should be, too. And while you’re there, maybe we can solve a little dispute that’s been going on behind-the-scenes for a while here. When Jason and Deb were hanging out with the proprietors of Fado a few weeks ago, Jason noted what he thought was a phony connection between Deb and the owners because they’re all not from the U.S. But Jason claims he’s more Irish than Deb is. They’ve been fighting about it ever since. Each day the two of them are going to put forth a reason why he or she is more Irish. Jason’s reason is the most obvious: he has red hair – that’s the most Irish thing you can possibly have. Jason wikipedia’ed it today, and there are more people carrying the ginger gene in ...
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