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Be A Philanthrovert!
 Posted 9/2/2010 11:21:00 AM
JASON’S FEELS JUSTIFIED:
Yesterday Jason put out a new, completely unfounded theory he’s been working on: UT has the smartest football fans, per win, of any college team. Let me explain: there are lots of colleges with smarter students, and there are a few colleges with better football records, but if you combine the two, you can’t beat Texas. Obviously Jason is a total homer for UT, which made Deb doubt this whole thing. But now she has to be a believer. Listener Brent e-mailed the show and showed us this spreadsheet he had made. It took him several hours, but he took all of the Division 1 schools in the NCAA, multiplied the average SAT score of incoming freshmen by the number of football wins last season, and got a ranking. Guess who’s #1? That’s right. UT. Jason, of course, feels justified for putting out this theory and ...
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The MorningX: Like a Garbage Truck Workers' Convention
Posted 9/1/2010 11:03:00 AM
CATFISH:
Today we got a visit from Nev, Ariel, and Henry, the guys who made Catfish – a new documentary about a guy who meets a girl online, then when he tries to meet her, something really bizarre happens. We don’t want to ruin it for you – you’ve just got to check it out for yourself. When she saw the movie, Deb felt validated for her policy of having no listener friends on Facebook. Denying friend requests from strangers is not only safe, but prudent. The guys immediately turned that on its head - sometimes when you accept a stranger’s friend request, you get famous and make a huge movie. Nev was saying that he accepted the request initially mostly because he was single, looking for love, and you tend to accept more in that situation than you would normally. He saw a cute girl looking for some ...
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Read With Caution
Posted 9/1/2010 7:03:00 AM
UT DOESN'T SUCK AS MUCH AS ALABAMA:
We were sent this link yesterday, and it is hilarious. It breaks down the college football Top 20, giving a rant on every single one. Be cautioned: it is horrifically foul-mouthed. But awesome. Here it is.
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Who doesn't like sausage?
Posted 8/31/2010 10:23:00 AM
DEB’S DIARY:
Tuesdays we shine a light on Deb to find out what it’s like being a hot, British chick living in Austin, so we take a peek into her diary. Most people get into shape at the beginning of summer, but Deb’s always been a little more untraditional. Her (gasp) 36th birthday is coming up, and she found some more gray hairs yesterday, so she’s feeling like she needs to get a little more in shape. So she got a personal trainer. Her friend, Jessica, is a personal trainer who comes to people’s houses and works them out. She came over and took Deb’s body fat percentage yesterday, then said she can knock 2% off in 2 months. This is gonna be awesome. She can just to roll out of bed, work out, then jump into her own shower. Sweet. Jason had to object: Deb doesn’t have any ...
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Jason is a Red Light
Posted 8/30/2010 10:55:00 AM
DEB'S NEWEST YOUTUBE SENSATION:
Deb has a history of amateur erotica on YouTube, with her Rabies Shot and Colonic Irrigation videos. This will be the newest in that great pedigree. It's Deb eating corn in a way that will make most men wish they were made of corn. Enjoy.
STRANGER DANGER!:
For the first time, Deb watched Penn and Teller’s Bull$#@*! It’s all about them disproving things that people believe without question, and they do it with some of the best cursing you’ve ever heard in your life. One thing that they highlighted on this episode was Stranger Danger, where you teach your kids to be afraid of strangers. This was something Deb had never even heard of, since in England, they don’t really teach that. In fact, she’s got the exact opposite of Stranger Danger. She once went to Vegas with a virtual stranger, and she ...
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