10/2/2007 MORNINGX RECAP: SWEET BOOBY BATTER DEB’S DIARY:Deb recently realized the other day that all her friends are mothers now. Her friend proceeded to tell Deb about a new breast pumping machine. This conversation led to some confessions. Apparently these women’s men have all tasted their milk. One of her friends has actually used breast milk in the family’s mashed potatoes. One caller told us that he enjoys the breast milk. Jarrod called in to tell us about a stripper who tied up his cousin and sprayed his face with breast milk. Todd called in to tell us that breast milk taste really bad and the only thing worse is, well, I can’t say, but it’s gross. Patrick called to tell us that booby batter is the sweetest milk he has ever tasted and he purposely drank it. Sharon emailed in to say the best sex she ever had was when she got freaky with the breast milk in the bedroom. Go to Deb’s diary page to read her full story.
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10/1/2007 MORNINGX RECAP: I LOVE GAY SEX IN THE BATHROOM... LAKEHOUSE UPDATE: On Friday Deb had been asked to a lake house for the weekend. Who asked Deb to such a wondrous place? Her new squeeze, of course! Deb was able to avoid work to make it down there for the weekend. Jason said she had to “give it up” since he provided lodging for her and an entire work-free weekend. Unfortunately when they arrived to the lake house his parents were there! Oh no! Deb said they were amazing, though. They cooked them dinner and all manner of nice things. Deb did not “give it up” out of respect for her significant other’s parents. Jason said it was bad because she met his parents before she met his nether regions. Listeners chimed in to agree with Jason basically: ladies should give it up on the first date. Only one person called in to say that he understood both sides of the predicament. What do you think? Send us an e-mail at morningx@krox.com.
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9/28/2007 MORNINGX RECAP: EVERYBODY LOVES A LITTLE WILLIE BOY-101: Each week, Deb challenges herself to a 'manly' task. She complains that boys get to do all the cool things, which is why we have this segment called "Boy 101". On Wednesdays Deb will announce a manly task that she will accomplish. On Thursdays she will speak with an expert on the related task, and practice said deed. On Fridays she will wholeheartedly accomplish the manly task to the best of her abilities! She promised to skateboard for us this week. Her skater friend Yann from The Skatepark of Austin came in to support her and prep her for today’s challenge. Today her attempt was excellent, considering the one day of practice she had. She only fell once but was able to pull off all of her tricks: skate in a straight line, do a u-turn, and skid to a stop. Good show! Jason gave her a passing grade after watching her from the window. Next week stay tuned to see what manly challenge Deb will take on next.
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9/27/2007 MORNINGX RECAP: SHUT YOUR GODDAMN DAYWALKER MOUTH! JUDSON THE PRISON PEN PAL:Deb has recently made a new prison friend who she continues to write letters and send pictures to. He sent Deb another card. This time it was a birthday card. We are going to scan the art work for the website and MySpace page. Jusdon has formed a gang at the Bastrop federal prison around the Morning X called the 101X gang. He also warned Deb that she is taking things a little too fast having already spoken to her mother about their relationship. She is now mailing a sexy picture of herself so the 101X gang will have something to look at in their cell blocks.
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9/26/2007 MORNINGX RECAP: THE SOUND OF SLICING JUNK BRINGS GLEE TO MY BONES DEB KISSED A REDHEAD: Deb's birthday bash took place on Friday of last week, and a discussion concerning it has been going on all week. Apparently Deb had some drinks and may or may not have made out with a redheaded radio station co-worker...? Either this redhead, Zach, is making things up, or he is actually being honest concerning their making out, as Deb cannot recall the event. He said another person in the promotions department witnessed the alleged event. We attempted to call him today and get some information from him, but he refused to answer, so we decided to call the witness who supposedly saw them locking lips. The young lady, Rachel, said that Deb did, in fact, make out with a redhead!! She saw it with her own eyes! Rachel tried to console her by saying that she also made out with Zach the Redhead. Jason described his (and all redheads) techniques for approaching and making out with drunk girls that involved smothering them with his body and red locks until they think only redheads are left on earth and agree to making out. Believe it or not, one girl called in to the studio to talk about Zach and his perverted deeds, and it's apparent that she and Deb are not the only two victims. Watch out! This man prowls on drunken ladies.
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Deb recently realized the other day that all her friends are mothers now. Her friend proceeded to tell Deb about a new breast pumping machine. This conversation led to some confessions. Apparently these women’s men have all tasted their milk. One of her friends has actually used breast milk in the family’s mashed potatoes. One caller told us that he enjoys the breast milk. Jarrod called in to tell us about a stripper who tied up his cousin and sprayed his face with breast milk. Todd called in to tell us that breast milk taste really bad and the only thing worse is, well, I can’t say, but it’s gross. Patrick called to tell us that booby batter is the sweetest milk he has ever tasted and he purposely drank it. Sharon emailed in to say the best sex she ever had was when she got freaky with the breast milk in the bedroom. Go to Deb’s diary page to read her full story.
On Friday Deb had been asked to a lake house for the weekend. Who asked Deb to such a wondrous place? Her new squeeze, of course! Deb was able to avoid work to make it down there for the weekend. Jason said she had to “give it up” since he provided lodging for her and an entire work-free weekend. Unfortunately when they arrived to the lake house his parents were there! Oh no! Deb said they were amazing, though. They cooked them dinner and all manner of nice things. Deb did not “give it up” out of respect for her significant other’s parents. Jason said it was bad because she met his parents before she met his nether regions. Listeners chimed in to agree with Jason basically: ladies should give it up on the first date. Only one person called in to say that he understood both sides of the predicament. What do you think? Send us an e-mail at morningx@krox.com.
Each week, Deb challenges herself to a 'manly' task. She complains that boys get to do all the cool things, which is why we have this segment called "Boy 101". On Wednesdays Deb will announce a manly task that she will accomplish. On Thursdays she will speak with an expert on the related task, and practice said deed. On Fridays she will wholeheartedly accomplish the manly task to the best of her abilities! She promised to skateboard for us this week. Her skater friend Yann from The Skatepark of Austin came in to support her and prep her for today’s challenge. Today her attempt was excellent, considering the one day of practice she had. She only fell once but was able to pull off all of her tricks: skate in a straight line, do a u-turn, and skid to a stop. Good show! Jason gave her a passing grade after watching her from the window. Next week stay tuned to see what manly challenge Deb will take on next.
Deb has recently made a new prison friend who she continues to write letters and send pictures to. He sent Deb another card. This time it was a birthday card. We are going to scan the art work for the website and MySpace page. Jusdon has formed a gang at the Bastrop federal prison around the Morning X called the 101X gang. He also warned Deb that she is taking things a little too fast having already spoken to her mother about their relationship. She is now mailing a sexy picture of herself so the 101X gang will have something to look at in their cell blocks.
Deb's birthday bash took place on Friday of last week, and a discussion concerning it has been going on all week. Apparently Deb had some drinks and may or may not have made out with a redheaded radio station co-worker...? Either this redhead, Zach, is making things up, or he is actually being honest concerning their making out, as Deb cannot recall the event. He said another person in the promotions department witnessed the alleged event. We attempted to call him today and get some information from him, but he refused to answer, so we decided to call the witness who supposedly saw them locking lips. The young lady, Rachel, said that Deb did, in fact, make out with a redhead!! She saw it with her own eyes! Rachel tried to console her by saying that she also made out with Zach the Redhead. Jason described his (and all redheads) techniques for approaching and making out with drunk girls that involved smothering them with his body and red locks until they think only redheads are left on earth and agree to making out. Believe it or not, one girl called in to the studio to talk about Zach and his perverted deeds, and it's apparent that she and Deb are not the only two victims. Watch out! This man prowls on drunken ladies.
