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I’ve Got 99 Problems And Twitter Ain’t One
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2/3/2012 10:08:00 AM
RICHARD GARRIOTT:
 Video game designed - and now astronaut - Richard Garriott was in the studio this morning to talk about his new movie “Richard Garriott: Man on a Mission.” He repeatedly invested his video game fortune into pursuing private space flight, and finally made it to outer space. While there, he shot the first science fiction movie ever shot in space using his crew. Everyone enjoyed his visit, Deb is quite nerdy for Richard and Jason says it’s a rare treat whenever he gets to speak with someone who is smarter than him. Yeah, ok. You can check out “Richard Garriott: Man on a Mission” at Alamo Drafthouse Lake Creek next week.
THE OLDLY WED GAME:
If you've been married for more than 5 years and think you know a lot about each other, we'll put that to the test in The Oldly Wed Game next week. So ...
Super Bowl Prop Bets
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2/3/2012 9:45:00 AM
E-mail us at morningx@krox.com with your bets for each of the following, and the winner will get Snow Patrol tickets.
Giants + 3
Patriots -3
Total points
Over 54
Under 54
Tom Brady passing yards
Over 320.5
Under 320.5
Eli Manning passing yards
Over 310.5
Under 310.5
Coin toss
Heads
Tails
Anthem:
Over 1:35
Under 1:35
Will you see Kelly Clarkson’s bare belly?
Yes
No
Will Madonna wear fishnets?
Yes
No
Will Madonna wear an NFL jersey or shirt?
Yes
No
Who does the MVP thank first?
Coaches/owner
Teammates
God
Family
No one
Tie-Breaker
What's the final score?
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Cleanse From the Insides
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2/2/2012 10:15:00 AM
FATHER DAWN:
 It’s been a while since we had a visit from the questionably-religious Father Dawn from the Church of Latter-Day Religious people. He’s been living down at Occupy Austin for several months, which is great for peeing on the sidewalk. But he came back because he heard that Deb needs spiritual cleansing. He said he’s gonna cleanse her from the inside. FD made her swear a lot of things, including that she’d stand naked in front of one of her windows once a day. But she drew the line at kissing him on the mouth. Great. Now she feels more unclean than ever.
FLYING CAR SEGMENT:
In this segment, Jason highlights something that scientists should have invented by now to make life better, but haven’t – like the flying car. Oftentimes they’ve already been invented, and he just doesn’t know about it yet. Jason sent his dog, Silent ...
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I'm Football Gay For Peyton Manning
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2/1/2012 10:02:00 AM
NICK’S PUNISHMENT, DAY 3:
 A week ago, a mere 24 hours after we made fun of Nick for being late, he was an hour and a half late. So we’re teaching him a lesson all this week by having him go do real, hard, physical labor from 5-7 AM every morning. Today, he was in Pflugerville moving a pile of bricks out of the mud from listener Lola’s yard. Surprisingly, Lola said she would rate his work a 10, even though he was late this morning. Seriously, Nick? That doesn’t sound like he’s learning his lesson at all.
IS THAT A DORITO?:
Jason and Deb had a very important meeting with the bosses upstairs yesterday, and one of them asked Jason a rather odd question after the meeting. “Is that a Dorito on the back of your shirt?” It turns out Nick returned from his morning punishment with a few ...
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1/31/2012 10:04:00 AM
LAST DAY TO VOTE FOR US!:
We beg of you to go today and vote for us in the Radio category of the Chronicle’s Music Poll. If we don’t win, we’ll be fired and cry. Only part of that is a joke. Vote here right now!
DEB’S DIARY:
 Tuesdays we take a peek into Deb’s Diary to see what it’s like to be a hot, British chick living in Austin, TX. She told us today about her visit in New Orleans to a palm reader, who told her that she’s gonna live till 94, which is good to know. The lady also said, “You have a lot of bad luck in your life.” But it’s just Deb’s past lives’ karma. And now she needs a spiritual cleansing. Like the one she had a few years ago.
KICKED OUT OF A BAR:
While in New Orleans Jason and Deb went ...
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